Author:  Stacy Parker
Title:  Advantage

Advantage
The raised dais in the center of the floor would look, from over head, like some form of bizarre water ripple. An *evil* water ripple, sure, but the three concentric circles running largest to smallest in order of height was a precision of black magic in the black floor. Whoever had cut the magic seal had gone about it with a "no mucking about" approach; the large sigils in each of the five points and the circle around it were plain but powerful, the whole thing having a "congratulations, you’ve been captured" feel to it.


Staked and chained in the middle of it, Lina Inverse fumed. First her powers had been sealed AGAIN, and NOW she was offered up as some sort of dark occult towel girl. NO ONE used Zephilia’s favorite Dra- Matta as sacrificial fodder! People should be making sacrifices to HER, dammit! And she was going to go about instating that custom with two robed and hooded freaks as soon as she figured out away to get out of this black magic peep show.


The sigils around her glowed dimly purple, feeding constantly from her anger and power, building the shield that trapped her in even if she’d been able to got through the Corinthian steel holding her down. One lousy fireball.... that’s all she needed.


Candles flickered in candelabra of varying casts and shapes, and gave the room a distinctly "half mask-y" feel. "Dribble candles and no decent light. How utterly cliché." The ominous shadows hesitated in their menacing lurking for a moment. Several victims had.. well.. leaked.. in this room, but sarcasm from one of them was a definite first.


"GOD I’M BOOORED!!!" The roar ripped from her diminutive (as it was popularly commented on) chest, and yelled "boo" at the shadows.


*~~~~~*


A silver arch cut through the dark over the fierce face; the sword hilt never leaving the knowing palm. With an eager bite the silver smile halved all who passed before it, deep delicious bladefuls of misspent life. All dead at Gourry’s feet. Panting, he stood, candlelight and shadow alternately stroking over his beautiful mouth and chin, running their thin, sharp fingers down and through his long fair locks.


His breath was finally run down, and a swipe over his brow set him to a cautious exploration of the behemoth cavern, searching for more of the hooded guards, even though his gut told him all were dead. He felt like he’d been swallowed by some huge snake and was wandering through it, lost and unaware he was dead.


It wasn’t as if he *enjoyed* killing, he reflected. It was just.. better .. if *he* did it before Lina could get to them.


Where *was* she? Gourry had never met anyone over the age of four with such a predisposition towards wandering off. Who knew who or what she’d happened to while she’d been gone. Gourry set off in a jog, concerned for Lina as well as local property value. On silent feet he left and was consumed by the rivered shadows around him


*~~~~~*


Candlelight beckoned. Lina wanted to know what the hell it expected her to do, chained to the floor as she was. It was difficult, but by a series of twists and an almost inhuman flexibility, she managed to give several candle stands the finger. "My ass has gone NUMB!" She yelled suddenly, gifting the shadows around her with a nervous twitch.


A glint caught her eye and hadn’t been properly identified as food, enemy, money, or some unique chimera of them all (Lina was fantasizing about Heaven), when Gourry came charging into the room, the sync of his long, lean legs almost a blur. He was wearing that "intense killer swordsman" look that was just so *cute*.
"And eighty- seven years later, my ‘protector’ shows up." Lina greeted him. With a vague smell of scorched rubber and with an actual "skreee-eeeeee" noise, Gourry slid to a halt, the intent expression suddenly ballooning into wide eyed and limp jawed surprise. "Lina- HAH?!" Lina thumped her head onto the floor just in time to hear Gourry.


"BWAAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"


She made no reply, hoping to lure him into letting her up. THEN she’d kill him. Blond mirth sounded in her ears like an air raid siren and she refused to look at him until his perverse amusement wound down to gasping giggles.


"Untie me, idiot." She was *more* than aware of her appearance. She was fully aware that she looked like a moron, thankyousomuch.


"Oh Lina...." and the giggles rose as their population multiplied insanely. As Gourry’s verbal popcorn wound down AGAIN, she realized killing someone with just her hands was hardly impossible. It was, in fact, a strangely seductive idea.


"Gooooooo-ooouuuuuuuurrrRRRRRRYYYYYYYY........!!!" The acorn of his name was a fully matured oak before it finished in her mouth. Pools of blue mirth ran down his face and he was finally able to look at her.


"So. Where are your pants?" ‘Pants’ became a three syllable word as a few convicted chuckles escaped their oral penitentiary to run free.


Lina was lying on the floor in just her tunic. That was it. Even her jewelry had been taken. but it was her *face* that was so damn funny... runes and symbols had been drawn all over in a post- masticated skittles- esque flair of color, so heavy in some places it gave the demented image of facial hair. Granted it *was* green and purple. That combined with her actual *expression* made her look like a very dangerous three year old.


"Oh Lina.. I *really* must have done something good at some point.. I wonder what that was...?"


"Given that you have the memory retention skills of a severely impaired jellyfish, I’m not- what are you doing?" With a thunk, his chest and shoulder guards hit the black marble, all but consumed except for the highlights that danced along their edges in gilded happiness.


He just grinned at her, a pumpkin smile that split his friendly, handsome features into open mouthed delight. "And it isn’t even my birthday!" The hip guards made the next thunk, and the hiss of leather laughter set his belt free to coil in snaky contentment where it lay.


A roman candle took the usual light bulb place over her head, and dominating pomegranate eyes took over her face completely. "You wouldn’t." Flat her voice sounded, a sarcastic verbal pancake.


Gourry’s response was a sharpened smile and pulling his shirt free of his pants. As he unbuttoned the shirt, he wandered over between her staked legs and stood over for several minutes. Just.. looking. A thoughtful expression came over his face and he pulled off his fingerless gloves, leaving his wrists and lower arms to their modesty by way of wrist guards.


One bare, elegant hand supported the other’s elbow and he fingered his chin thoughtfully. "Ya know Lina, I’m not the smartest guy in the world, and everyone seems to *love* commenting on my memory but... why am I seeing .. black silk.. behind my eyes...?"


"Oh shit." and her head hit the floor again, sending her curls to ripple in bloody waves. Gourry dropped to his knees, disturbingly high between her legs, and still had that terrifyingly thoughtful expression on his face. "How many times am I gonna have to pay for that ?!!" Lina demanded. Repeat payment was a terrible thing to do to the scion of a long merchant line. A half smile was her only answer, and his hands suddenly, delicately, grasped the hem of her tunic and then she was panties to the wind from the breasts down.


Flames consumed her face and covered her features in red paint. "Yeah Gourry, there are my panties for the four worlds to see! Let me up so we can get out of here! Prank time’s over!"

"No one else is here."


"Wha- How d’you know?!!"

"Took care of ‘em." And trained fingers, a hand on either side of her hips, jerked the side seam apart with a token protest. Lina was effectively bare- ass naked from the waist down.


A hand on either side of her head put him in lazy domination, their bodies not yet touching save for the idle tickle of his opened shirt and the nerve destroying drag of his hair. Promises gleamed smoke in his deep blue eyes and seemed to say "fall into me, Lina. I’ll catch you" Like he always did..


"This is the nicest present I’ve ever received. Gotta unwrap the rest." That was about it for warning. His hands were briefly at her breasts, and then there was the sudden flash of warm candlelight on his reared back chest. The next thing she knew she was naked as her birthday, the forlorn remains of her shirt hung in murdered vermillion from his smug hands.


"Well! *that* was fun!" And a gleaming swordsman leaned in slowly, letting his tongue roam all over in licking flickers of stimulus, in her cleavage and up along her neck to rest as he lightly bit her earlobe.


"GAA! GOURRY!" Domination clung in cobalt determination to her lover, and then her whole body fed on it like a match on flash paper. "Let me up! RIGHT NOW-" His mouth locked over hers, chocolate and decadent in taste and sensation while his fingers expertly undid the laces to his pants. Erect and hard she could feel him burning where he lay against her, a black- gold press on her most scarlet of places.


"Wha..at..no.. no fore.. play..?"she managed to get out before excitement seized her thighs and he began to thrust against her setting off rainbows of dark deep colors with in her.


"Does it...matter...?" And his rich kisses, yummy in that thrilling way of his, like something you’d like to get all over your fingers and lick off. A moment. A thrust. Purple on the inside of her eyelids and velvet rose in her mouth, suddenly the rainbow came apart. Gourry laughed softly in her ear, dark caramel, and the combination of soft blue cotton and his hard body a flash- burn all over her senses. "You’re so easy to take apart..." and nibbling open mouthed kisses marked warm red under her shut eyes. She smiled back, silver in her mouth, knowing all of his weak spots as well.


A slight flex of etched strength pulled his heavy heat minutely away, and with a kiss of L-Sama’s gold, he penetrated her, letting the slow drag of her small body bring him to an incandescent crawl, rewarded with Lina’s gasp, hot at his neck and the thrust of her hips as witness to her impatient nature. The crawl dropped to a deep wander.


"Dammit Gourry! Stop messing around!! DO IT!" She bit his collar bone, sending the crimson of her eyes to flare through his head in imperial bursts. Determination seated him fully, and he slid his knees beneath her, rising up to control each entry and each protesting withdrawal.


Heliotrope was all she could see as black-gold licked all the places inside her, finding the trigger points and pulling them easily, the feel of him around her almost as potent as feeling him in her. In and out, bodies breathed, and turned everything the colors of the deepest forests and fireworks pulled her nerves free to scream across the night sky.


Power welled in Gourry along with excitement, the short strong thrusts seeming self perpetuating, each clasp of Lina more than any other, and red took over his body to swathe him in silk, closer and closer in the person he loved.


Tighter and tighter the rainbow bound both together, a body straining up where one rushed down. Gourry’s hands closed on handfuls of white flesh and fell into the red, into Lina, and pulled her into him. Fists of color squeezed them both , and wrung them out, and left them, weak and sated, to dry in the glory of the spectrum still streaking across the night in their eyes.


Gourry panted and fell into a kneel, still inside her, his ragged, sunburst yellow bangs a tickle against the cream of her breasts. "Gourry.." she gasped out.


"Yes.. Lina...?"


"I really hate you." A weak chuckle drowned her lying words. He stretched over her to kiss her, divinely gold and then he lay still over her bare form.


"That.. " he gasped out "..was *most* enjoyable."


"Great. Let me up."


They kissed, lingers of barest touch and idle topography and Gourry nuzzled her nose fondly. ".. heeheehee... ‘enemy of all who live’...if they could see you now.."


"Let me UP, asshole!"


And for the *third* time, his amusement ran free.


And then they were free and dressed, Lina’s pants recovered and the rest of her swimming in Gourry’s much larger tunic. Gourry took her hand, and swung it between them, feeling *incredibly* relaxed, and Lina decided to pretend NONE of this had ever happened.


Until she could get some hand cuffs.

DA $&%^&$*-ing END!!!    

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