The Worst Zel/Amelia Lemon Ever

Author: ElfFromSpace Title: Worst Zel/Amelia Lemon Ever

Warning.. the following fic is the result of lack of sleep and general insanity. It is believed to be the fault of some people who will go by the names SomeOneElse, MyAlias, Cutey-Honey-San, and I_Wasnt_Here. This fic is very very sick, twisted, and completely Out Of Character in addition to being Lemony. Read at your own risk. We will not pay for any counseling you might need after reading it (you can't make us admit who we were!)
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Worst Zelgadis/Amelia Lemon Ever
[Zel-in-leather] Wanna help me out of these pants?
[Amelia-in-nothing] Zelgadiss, sir, I thought you didn't like those
pants... why are you still wearing them?
* Zel-in-leather blushes.
* MagicPants clings to Zel
[Zel-in-leather] Well... remember how you had to help me put them on?
[Amelia-in-nothing] Yes...
[MagicPants] Hehehe... *is snug in all the -right- places*
[Zel-in-leather] [whispers] I couldn't get them off....
* MagicPants counts the pebbles....
[Amelia-in-nothing] Oh... why didn't you ask me to help you?
* Amelia-in-nothing looks all cute n innocent.
[Zel-in-leather] I
* Zel-in-leather blushes...
[Zel-in-leather] Amelia...
[Amelia-in-nothing] I'll see what I can do.
* Amelia-in-nothing undoes the zipper... sloooooooowly.
* MagicPants leer at Amelia as if to say "Yeah, baby... You *know* I
got what you want..."
* Amelia-in-nothing slides her thumbs under the pants and slowly
slides them around to Zel's back.
*Zel-in-leather's Marble Shaft of Glory springs forth from his loins
[Amelia-in-ing]ing] (A perverted princess' dream come true!)
* MagicPants's zipper gets stuck half-way down...
[Amelia-in-nothing] Oh, MY! Zelgadiss-san!
[Amelia-in-nothing] Mmmm... Zelgadiss-san? I think maybe the pants
can wait...
* MagicPants begin making cheesy porn sound effects.
[Zel-in-leather] No no... I kinda need to get out of them...
[MagicPants] Bow chika wawwoaw...
* Amelia-in-nothing kneels down
[MagicPants] *Boi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ing!*
* Zel-in-leather stares
[Zel-in-leather] Wait!
* MagicPants creak in surprise.
* Amelia-in-nothing looks up
[Zel-in-leather] Uhh.... maybe you can go on...
[Amelia-in-nothing] Are you sure? Why did you ask me to wait?
[Zel-in-leather] Well... I've been in these pants for 3 days now....
* MagicPants have begun to smell *really* funky.
[Amelia-in-nothing] Oh... do you want a bath, then? We could use the
jaccuzi...
[Zel-in-leather] [leers] that sounds fun!
* MagicPants leer as well.
[Amelia-in-nothing] And try out some of that justice-scented bubble
bath Miss Lina gave us!
* MagicPants squeak as he walks toward the Jacuzzi.
[Amelia-in-nothing] !mush
* L-sama sighs and sweeps up the remains of another poor sapometer.
[MagicPants] *squeak**squeak**squeak*
[Zel-in-leather] Do you think the steam will help me get out of the
pants? Your sister knows about leather. Maybe we should ask her....
[MagicPants] *squeak**squeaks and wants some of Nagha, too*
[Amelia-in-nothing] My whole family knows about leather, Zelgadiss,
sir. ^^
* MagicPants decide they *really* like Amelia now.
* MagicPants want to play with Amelia...
[Zel-in-leather] No Kidding.
[Amelia-in-nothing] If the steam won't help, I'll bet soap will.
[Amelia-in-nothing] In the cause of justice, I will help Mr.
Zelgadiss out of his pants!
* MagicPants don't know if they wanna play with Amelia *with* soap...
* Zel-in-leather hasn't told Amelia yet, but... even though he could
pee with the pants on he REALLY needs to use the toilet about now...
* MagicPants would rather not think about that.
* Zel-in-leather thanks his chimera metabolism for having been able
to hold out so long...
* Amelia-in-nothing fills the tub and adds lots of justice-scented
bubble bath. Giving Zel a nice look at her ass in the process
* MagicPants leer at the sight of Ame bending over into the tub.
* Zel-in-leather slips into the tub slowly and sensuously
* Zel-in-leather tries to get the soap into the pants to help loosen
them
* MagicPants get irritated at Zel for putting them under all this
undue strain *while* he looks at Ame's ass.
* Amelia-in-nothing climbs in after him. "Should I scrub your back,
Mr. Zelgadiss?"
[Zel-in-leather] Maybe... But first lets try to get the pants off
again.
* MagicPants think that Zel's underwear had the right damned idea.
[Amelia-in-nothing] All right.
[MagicPants] *Who needs him, anyway?**Huff*
* Amelia-in-nothing starts working her hands into the pants...
feeling the rocks on Zel's stone hiney...
* MagicPants like Amelia feeling them up.
* MagicPants want Amelia to wear them!
* Zel-in-leather blushes as Amelia feels him up and returns the favor.
* MagicPants swear at Zel for distracting Amelia before she can put
them on.
[Amelia-in-nothing] Mr. Zelgadiss, can I ask you something?
[Zel-in-leather] Yes, Amelia?
[Amelia-in-nothing] I've always wondered... when you take a bath...
doesn't your hair rust?
* MagicPants would facefault, but are currently stuck to Zel's ass.
[Zel-in-leather] Oh, that's what this if for [takes out a bottle of
WD-40]
* MagicPants wonder if he could use that to get them OFF and get them
onto Amelia.
[Amelia-in-nothing] I see... that's very resourceful of you, Mr.
Zelgadiss.
* Zel-in-leather rubs at Amelia trying to demonstrate some
suggestions for how to get the pants off.
[Zel-in-leather] Amelia, If you want to get these pants off your
going to have to do this [demonstrates]
* Zel-in-leather rubs his hands over the cute justice bottom
[Amelia-in-nothing] Oh... all right, Mr. Zelgadiss. ^^
* Amelia-in-nothing rubs
* Amelia-in-nothing slowly manages to get the pants down off Zel's
rear...
* Amelia-in-nothing works the pants off Zel's ass... they're far
enough down now that he could shit...
[Zel-in-leather] Amelia.. I'll be RIGHT back!
* MagicPants silently cheer. They're just that much closer to
Amelia's cute ass instead of Zel's!
[Amelia-in-nothing] What? But Mr. Zelgadiss...
* Zel-in-leather dashes for the bathroom! FINALLY!
* MagicPants try their damnedest to trip him on the way.
* Zel-in-leather trips but gets up and dashes the rest of the way to
the bathroom
* Amelia-in-nothing sits in the hot tub, wondering what that was all
about, and feeling a little disappointed...
* MagicPants grumbles to themselves and hates Zel even more.
*Zel-in-leather slams the door to the bathroom and sits on the toilet.
* MagicPants wish they could talk so they could tell Zel just *how*
much they hate him right now and want to go become one with Amelia's
ass instead.
* Zel-in-leather has been especially tense lately.. That look on his
face, like I'm constipated and can't do anything about it till the
wedding night.
* Zel-in-leather sits on the toilet and lets loose
* Amelia-in-nothing waits in the tub, wondering if she should get up
and do something...
* Zel-in-leather finishes his business finally
[hottub] *bubble**bubble**bubble*
* Zel-in-leather wipes up careful not to get the pants, and goes to
the door.
[MagicPants] (We've secretly switched the water in Amelia's hottub
with Evia. Now, let's watch as he feels Amelia up!)
* Zel-in-leather tries very hard to look sexy and casual while
walking back to the hottub with his pants half down
[Amelia-in-nothing] Mr. Zelgadiss... what was that all about?
* MagicPants want like hell to trip him again.
[Zel-in-leather] Nothing... I'm done now..
* Zel-in-leather trips and falls on his face.
* MagicPants would laugh if they could.
[Amelia-in-nothing] Where did you go?
[Zel-in-leather] Just to the bathroom. Now where were we? [attempts
a leer as he picks himself up from the ground]
[Amelia-in-nothing] We were getting you out of those pants and into
something more comfortable.
* MagicPants would like to play with Dildo-san, too.
* Zel-in-leather stands and struts back to the tub.
[MagicPants] *squeak**squeak**squeak*
* Zel-in-leather looks very foolish trying it.
* Zel-in-leather sweatdrops.
* Zel-in-leather pulls out the illustrated sex guide.
[Amelia-in-nothing] Mr. Zelgadiss?
[Zel-in-leather] Dammit! This says nothing about what to do when
you're half stuck in leather pants!
[Amelia-in-nothing] Mr. Zelgadiss, what are you reading?
[Zel-in-leather] EHeh.... [hides it]
[Zel-in-leather] Just a book...
[Amelia-in-nothing] Isn't that the book from...
* Zel-in-leather puts the book aside and slips back into the tub.
[Zel-in-leather] Which book? From where?
[Amelia-in-nothing] From the bookshop the other day. The one you...
um... snuck up behind me while I was looking at.
* Zel-in-leather sighs.
[Zel-in-leather] Oh THAT book! RIght.
*Zel-in-leather pulls the book back out.
[Zel-in-leather] Here... I thought you might like it..
[Zel-in-leather] It has the most fascinating section about magic...
* Zel-in-leather opens the book to page 42 and points to the Astral
Vine entry...
* MagicPants cling determinedly to his ankles, deciding to piss him
off as much as he's pissed them off!
* Zel-in-leather tries to shake off the pants but decides he needs
more help...
* MagicPants would *really* like Amelia's help.
[Amelia-in-nothing] Oh... that looks fascinating, Mr. Zelgadiss!
[Zel-in-leather] Well first we need to finish with the pants.
[Amelia-in-nothing] All right.
* Amelia-in-nothing starts working the pants down Zel's legs
[Zel-in-leather] Now try this.. [caresses her leg to show her what to
do]
* MagicPants would like to tell Zel to blow them and get Amelia to
put them on. XD
* Amelia-in-nothing shivers... and tries it.
* MagicPants *really* like Amelia touching them.
* Zel-in-leather caresses Amelia in a few extra places that aren't
quite needed for pants removal..
* MagicPants glare at Zel and want to feel Amelia up instead.
* Dildo-san sits there. If it had thumbs it would twiddle them.
* Amelia-in-nothing mmms
* Zel-in-leather rubs her breasts starting to forget about the pants..
* Amelia-in-nothing gets the pants almost to Zel's knees, then leaves
them there and squirts some body wash on a sponge...
* Zel-in-leather sees Dildo-San where it was hiding behind the body-
wash.
[Zel-in-leather] What is THAT doing here?
* MagicPants wants Dildo-san to come play and annoy Zel.
* Amelia-in-nothing lathers up the sponge and starts washing Zel's
chest. "That? I don't know... I must've left it in here..."
* Zel-in-leather sweatdrops.
* Zel-in-leather groans as Amelia washes his chest...
* Amelia-in-nothing works her way down.
* Dildo-san waits for Zel-in-leather to do something. It is bored.
[Zel-in-leather] Well..... there was a section in chapter 8 of ways
to use those.. [however he doesn't look too enthusiastic at the
thought of sharing Amelia]
* MagicPants wants Amelia to hurry up and get them off Golem-boy and
put them on her nice, round ass.
[Amelia-in-nothing] Oh?
* Zel-in-leather points to a section that has pictures similar to the
worse hentai doujinshi....
[Amelia-in-nothing] Oooooo...
[Zel-in-leather] But lets try it the normal way first..
* Amelia-in-nothing looks disappointed. "All right."
*Zel-in-leather wonders if he can fireball the dildo..
* Dildo-san thinks it sounds dangerous.
* MagicPants has heard that Mazoku like playing with Flaming Dildos.
* MagicPants wish a nice Mazoku owned them.
[Amelia-in-nothing] (A nice mazoku with a nice ass?)
[MagicPants] (That would have to be Val since Xel has NO ass...)
* Dildo-san is getting nervous. It's never had that spell cast on it.
[Dildo-san] (Should it be a he?)
[Amelia-in-nothing] (I think dildos are automatically male.)
[Zel-in-leather] Lets try the Astral Vine first...
[Amelia-in-nothing] On you, or on...
* Amelia-in-nothing looks at the dildo
* MagicPants are waiting patiently for Golem-boy to get his stone
ankles out of them.
* Dildo-san wonders on what.
* Zel-in-leather goes back to demonstrating to Amelia how to get the
pants off..
* Amelia-in-nothing pulls those pants the rest of the way off and
dumps them on the floor outside the hot tub.
* MagicPants feel abandoned and want to be on Amelia's cute little
ass.
* MagicPants sniffle and want to cry.
[Amelia-in-nothing] There! That's that gotten rid of! Let's get on
with it, Mr. Zelgadiss!
|When the pants bump Zel's shower bucket the Stone Polish Xel gave
him falls out and lands next to Dildo-San
* Dildo-san look as the polish. He guess he isn't going to be used
tonight.
* Amelia-in-nothing picks up the polish. "Do you want to use THIS,
Mr. Zelgadiss?"
* ObeliskOfLove really wants to be polished. ^^
* Zel-not-in-leather blushes.
[Zel-not-in-leather] If you want...
* ObeliskOfLove stands up and waits happily to be polished.
* Amelia-in-nothing gets to work.
* Dildo-san sits there. If it had thumbs it would twiddle them.Zel-Zel-not-in-leather sits on the edge of the hot tub and picks up
Dildo-san
* Dildo-san is surprised. Now it's his time in the spotlight!
* Zel-not-in-leather flips to the section of the book on dildos, and
wonders..
* Amelia-in-nothing looks at the page Mr. Zelgadiss is on.
* Zel-not-in-leather thinks he'd prefer the old fashioned way... even
if it IS more likely to get Amelia preggers..
* ObeliskOfLove really likes all the attention Amelia is giving him.
* Zel-not-in-leather is distracted by his obelisk's cries of joy!
* ObeliskOfLove is glad his friend Dildo-san got to join them today!
* Dildo-san wonders where he's seen that book before...
* ObeliskOfLove is really, *really* happy.
* Zel-statue-of-LOVE wonders if now is the right time to cast Astral
Vine..
* Zel-statue-of-LOVE shrugs.
[Zel-statue-of-LOVE] Astral VIne!
* Zel-statue-of-LOVE forgot to put down the Dildo first!
* Dildo-san wonder if he'll be chosen!
* ObeliskOfLove wonders why nothing's happening.
* Zel-statue-of-LOVE cast it on the wrong item!!!
* Dildo-san smiles!
* Amelia-in-nothing gasps dramatically.
* Zel-statue-of-LOVE stares as the dildo grows and begins glowing red
[Zel-statue-of-LOVE] Hey!!! I didn't want YOU to get bigger!
* Zel-statue-of-LOVE feels inferior...
* Dildo-san snickers and gets ready for the fun!
* ObeliskOfLove doesn't really care as long as he's doing his job. ^^
And getting the benefits.
[Amelia-in-nothing] Wow!
* Amelia-in-nothing takes the dildo from Zel's hands and feels it
quiver in her fingers...
*Dildo-san Buzzzzz (Hehehehe...)
* Zel-statue-of-LOVE wonders what would happen if he fireballed it
now..
[Amelia-in-nothing] Ooohhh... now let's try it on yours!
* Zel-statue-of-LOVE looks happier... tosses the dildo aside and they
land on the MagicPants
[Zel-statue-of-LOVE] Astral Vine!
* ObeliskOfLove doesn't want his friend Dildo-san to get fireballed.
* ObeliskOfLove begins to glow. ^^
* Dildo-san wonders why Zel-statue-of-LOVE would feel jealous when he
has his good ole friend, ObeliskOfLove.
* Amelia-in-nothing ooooooos and aaaaaaas.
[Zel-statue-of-LOVE] (This is WRONG SOOOO WRONG!!!)
* Dildo-san feels neglected and just quivers with rage.
(MagicPants are getting some ACTION!)
* Zel-statue-of-LOVE leers.. Now do you want to try THIS out?
* Amelia-in-nothing strokes Zel's pulsating obelisk...
* Dildo-san catches MagicPants on fire. How's that for burning fires
of passion!!
* Zel-statue-of-LOVE turns and looks.
[Zel-statue-of-LOVE] Wait!
* Zel-statue-of-LOVE jumps up and pulls the pants into the hot tub to
put them out
* MagicPants still hate Zel.
[Amelia-in-nothing] I thought you didn't like those pants...
* Dildo-san snickers. If he really liked them he would have given
them to Amelia!
* ObeliskOfLove is disappointed that Amelia quit paying attention to
it.
* Zel-statue-of-LOVE doesn't notice that the dildo is now floating in
the tub with them too...
[Amelia-in-nothing] (A magically enhanced dildo, loose in a hot tub!
Oh, DEAR!)
* Dildo-san buzzes around as if to say "Look at me! Look at me! I'm
buzzing around!"
* Dildo-san somehow hears the soundtrack of Jaws as he buzzes around
in the water.
* ObeliskOfLove is glad his friend Dildo-san could come play with
them. ^_^
* Zel-statue-of-LOVE turns back to Amelia and starts feeling her up
again.
[Amelia-in-nothing] Sit still, Mr. Zelgadiss.
* Amelia-in-nothing starts doing what she intended to do on her knees
earlier.
[Zel-statue-of-LOVE] Ohhh! Amelia!!
* Dildo-san has found his old friend Amelia and was trying to get her
attention.
* ObeliskOfLove goes WEEEEEEEEEEE!
* Amelia-in-nothing is ignoring the dildo
[Zel-statue-of-LOVE] (Is she protecting herself from it?)
* Dildo-san is sad and buzzes around sobbing.
[Amelia-in-nothing] (No...)
[ObeliskOfLove] (Oh, Gods...)
[ObeliskOfLove] (Not right... not right...)
*MagicPants float up to Amelia and begin caressing her bottom.
[Dildo-san] (None of this is right. This is all wrong!)
[Amelia-in-nothing] EEeeek!
* ObeliskOfLove enjoys all the attention he's getting from Amelia. ^^
* Zel-statue-of-LOVE caresses her bottom too, not noticing the
competition.
* ObeliskOfLove deeply considers spitting at her to show his
affection.
[Zel-statue-of-LOVE] (some way to show affection)
* Amelia-in-nothing looks around. "Something touched me! And it
wasn't you, Mr. Zelgadiss!"
* Zel-statue-of-LOVE groans
* Dildo-san takes a swimming start and propels himself into his old
home that he now shares occasionally with Obelisk of Love. It's good
to be home!
[ObeliskOfLove] (considering what he IS, it shows a *lot* of
affection!)
[Amelia-in-nothing] AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
* Amelia-in-nothing falls on her bottom... on top of magicpants
*MagicPants Cheer!
* Zel-statue-of-LOVE opens his eyes.
[Zel-statue-of-LOVE] Hey, why'd you stop?
* ObeliskOfLove is disappointed that Am's n's not paying attention to
him anymore.
* ObeliskOfLove just might cry.
[Amelia-in-nothing] Mr. Zelgadiss, HELP!
* Zel-statue-of-LOVE sees Amelia being attacked by pants and a magic
dildo
[Zel-statue-of-LOVE] I'll save you!
* Dildo-san quivers in agitation. Zel cannot take him from his HOME!!
* ObeliskOfLove is happy to see Dildo-san again, but wonders what
Zel's problem is.
* Amelia-in-nothing thrashes.
* ObeliskOfLove thinks Dildo-san is a very lucky guy right about now.
* Zel-statue-of-LOVE rushes to her and tries to hold her still.
* Amelia-in-nothing clings to Zel and whimpers
* ObeliskOfLove kinda wants to join Dildo-san right now...
* Zel-statue-of-LOVE tries to get a grip on the Dildo
* Dildo-san doesn't know what Zel's problem is! He was here first and
it wasn't like he had attacked Zel!
[Amelia-in-nothing] (Let obelisk and dildo duke it out!)
[Dildo-san] (You have got to be kidding.)
[Amelia-in-nothing] (Swordfight! DUH)
* Zel-statue-of-LOVE holds onto Amelia positioning himself about
right while trying to get her to stop thrashing.
* ObeliskOfLove says hi to Dildo-san.
* Dildo-san waves back!
[Amelia-in-nothing] Ow!
[ObeliskOfLove] *in a language that only guys such as themselves canndernderstand* How's it going, mah brothah-man!
* Zel-statue-of-LOVE can't resihosehose jiggling bits in front of him.
[Dildo-san] *in the same language.* Wuzzup with your bad @$$ self!
[ObeliskOfLove] (this is *bad*. This is possibly the worst Slayers
lemon ever!)
[Zel-statue-of-LOVE] (I was NOT here!! I had NO part in this!!!)
[ObeliskOfLove] Chillin'. Playin' wit' da fine ass hottie bitch up
here. What about you?
[Dildo-san] Jus chillin in ma crib!
[ObeliskOfLove] (Zel's penis is a thug gangsta in it's spare time!)
* Zel-statue-of-LOVE plays with Amelia's breasts while his Obelisk
works on resolving this conflict..
[ObeliskOfLove] Nice phat place ya gots here, ma man! I been up in
dis sh*t a few times, m'self!
[Amelia-in-nothing] Help! Help!
[ObeliskOfLove] (Is she 'spiraling towards ecstasy' yet?)
* Zel-statue-of-LOVE really wants that Dildo out so he can get in on
it!
[ObeliskOfLove] (Has he 'claimed her in the most primitive way' yet?)
[ObeliskOfLove] Slap me five, ma man!
[Dildo-san] Wells this be ma home turf. Its the best sh** there is!
* ObeliskOfLove gives Dildo-san the super-secret ghetto handshake.
[Zel-statue-of-LOVE] (I thought you were gonna sword fight?)
[ObeliskOfLove] This be nice digs, yo! You wouldn't mind a brothah
staying in here wit' ya, would ya?
* ObeliskOfLove needs some gold chains and a bandana.
* Zel-statue-of-LOVE gets tired of waiting and grabs the dildo.
[Zel-statue-of-LOVE] That's MY hole!
[Amelia-in-nothing] Eeep!
[Dildo-san] Sure! Anything to help my homie! But be his problem wit
me?
* Zel-statue-of-LOVE tries to pull the magic Dildo out.
[ObeliskOfLove] I donno, man! He's all high-strung and stuff.
*whispers* I think he be hittin' the crack pipe a li'l too much,
y'know?
* Zel-statue-of-LOVE pulls... darn this magic spell sure is making
this hard!
[Zel-statue-of-LOVE] (And other things hard too...)
[Amelia-in-nothing] Owchie!
[Dildo-san] So you want me to let my bi-yotch be with this crack
fiend? Sh** no!
[Zel-statue-of-LOVE] I am NOT on Drugs!
[ObeliskOfLove] Hey, he ain't dat bad, man! I mean, I'm kinda
attached to him, y'know?
[Zel-statue-of-LOVE] (.... attached to him??)
[ObeliskOfLove] (That would be it, yep)
[Zel-statue-of-LOVE] (...)
[Dildo-san] You. It be different but him! No way! You tell him to
calm hisself!
[Amelia-in-nothing] M... mr. Zelgadiss?
[ObeliskOfLove] Man, you be dissin' my homeboy, you be dissin' me. I
thought we was tight, yo. Whaddup wit' dat sh*t, yo?
* Zel-statue-of-LOVE gets annoyed and pulls harder on the dildo,
getting it out inch by inch.
[Zel-statue-of-LOVE] Don't worry Amelia... I'll save you!
[Dildo-san] We is tight! But I do let my bitch be with no crack
fiend!!
[Zel-statue-of-LOVE] Then we can make love like you wanted!
* Dildo-san da pimp!
* Amelia-in-nothing nods tearfully and clings to Zel.
[Zel-statue-of-LOVE] (How is Amelia feeling about now?)
[Dildo-san] (Spiraling toward ecstasy?)
[ObeliskOfLove] Man, whaddup wit dis sh*t?! I been wit' Zel fo' a
long time, man! He's like a brothah to me! Just cuz he hits a
little too much rock, you gotta be dissin' him. That sh*t be f*cked
up, yo!
* Zel-statue-of-LOVE hopes Amelia won't be too "all fucked out" after
this...
* Zel-statue-of-LOVE yanks the dildo the rest of the way out!
[Amelia-in-nothing] AIE!
* Amelia-in-nothing breaths a sigh of relief.
* Zel-statue-of-LOVE tosses the dildo aside and pauses to fireball it
before turning back to Amelia..
[ObeliskOfLove] *to Dildo-san as he leaves* That's what you get for
dissin' my brothah man, yo!
* Zel-statue-of-LOVE makes mad passionate love to Amelia in the
hottub!
[ObeliskOfLove] WEEEEEEEEEE!
* ObeliskOfLove is so happy he decides he *will* spit on Amelia to
show his affection. Oops, there he went.
* Zel-statue-of-LOVE explodes into white hot fragments of joy
* ObeliskOfLove and Zel and Amelia and the obelisk lived happily ever
after THE END!
* Dildo-san shakes his head. Going so soon. He always a little too
quick to blow off his head.
* Zel-statue-of-LOVE will get better with practice. Lots of it!
|Unfortunately the Dildo was able to survive the Fireball due to the
previous Astral Vine. No one notices as the magical Flaming Dildo of
Justice buzzes off to terrorize the world...
[SomeOneElse] (I think we'd better stop now and try to forget this
ever happened..)
* Cutey-Honey-san hopes no one will know who she is by this point.
[My_Alias] WhooHoo! The worst lemon ever made!
[Cutey-Honey-san] Yep! It sure was! Cheers!

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