And The Better Question Is: Why Not?

Author: Rebecca Title: And The Better Question Is: Why Not?

Author’s Note: this is my first slayers fic!! I love slayers. Its sooo awesome. This is gonna follow my typical romantic comedy pattern. Those of you who have read me before (like 3 or 4 years ago) know my pattern. But if you’re new to it, WELCOME ABOARD. I havent done a lemon in overa year. So all my pervy goodness will go into this hopefully. What can I say. I hope I capture the spirit of the anime. There might be ooc. There will be random fluffy moments. And and and, I am a supporter of cannon pairings ^^. Enjoy it.
The Better Question is: Why Not?
Chapter One
Gourry’s eyes were wide as Lina swung one leg over his torso and carefully straddled his laying form. Lina smiled mischieviously at the wide-eyed Gourry. Her grin grew more wicked as she began to move against him in a circular motion. Gourry drew his breath in sharply. He felt the blood beginning to rush. His body was reacting on its own.
“Lina?” he squeaked out. “What are you doing?”
Lina was now biting her lip. She gave Gourry a look that plainly told him, “Isn’t it obvious what I’m doing?”
Gourry found that his hands moved to her hips of their own accord. He tried to act coherently. That was rather difficult as Lina happned to increase the speed of her movements at that moment. He stopped trying to question why Lina was on top of him moving the way she was. It made sense some how.
Soon, a groan that sounded somewhat like her name escaped his lips and a few moments later she collapsed on top of him, clearly spent. Gourry smiled at her and felt very relaxed…
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For the third time that week, Zelgadis could not sleep. The person who he was sharing a room with did not permit it. This person was inconsiderate enough to keep having wet dreams and keeping the innocent bystanders who were not sexually repressed beings awake. Zelgadis had tried everything. He slept with frilly earmuffs, had stuffed Gourry’s mouth with a smelly sock, covered his ears with his hands, and many many other things. Nothing worked. Every night this past week he could not go to sleep because Gourry was forever shouting out Lina’s name. It was very annoying.
At first it had been stuff like: “Lina! Give me my share of the food!” or “Wait for me Lina.” But then it progressed to: “Do you like to be touched there?” and “Keep on Lina!” and the worst might have possibly been, “Don’t take it out of your mouth Lina! I didn’t know you could fit so much in there.”
How much more was a guy supposed to take? Zelgadis was two steps away from dragging the pair of them into a room, stripping them of their clothes and saying, “Have fun.” But then he’d remember that Lina had mastered the Ragna Blade and probably would not hesitate to cut him in half, naked and all. It was this thought that would sober him up. That was probly the only reason he was enduring hearing Lina’s name over and over again out of Gourry’s mouth. He never thought he could hate a person’s name so damn much. He sighed and tried to go back to sleep.
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Gourry stretched his body in the too-small bed. A small, satisfied smile found its way on to his face. His whole body was as lax as a wet noodle. He lay there until he realized that there was something sticky on his pants. Oh not again! He thought angrily. At least this time, Lina had kept her clothing on in the dream. The stickiness would have been soo much worse if Lina hadn’t kept her clothing on. He pulled off the covers and walked into the bathroom to wash himself.
There was very cold water in the tub. It was clean water because no one had taken a bath last night, but still very cold. He figured this would help him best. He stripped completely of his clothing and plunged into the tub until his head was submerged completely. Gourry held his breath and remained underwater until he could barely stand it. He stepped out of the tub after scrubbing himself completely, wondering how the hell he was supposed to face Lina today. He put on his clothing and snapped his armor into place.
She has no sex appeal, argued the logical side ofhis brain. And she is short. The more perverted side of his brain replied, She is just the right height to—
“Gourry!” shouted Zelgadis. “Get the hell out of the damn bathroom. I have to pee!!”
“Oh sorry!” Gourry shouted back. He picked up his towel and walked out of the bathroom. Once back in the room, he started to dry his hair and then comb it back into place. He felt like such a girl when he did this, but if his hair was messed up, he’d never hear the end of it from Lina.
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Lina Inverse: cute and genius sorcerous, bandit hunter, dragon spooker, saver of the universe from dark lords on several occasions, and unknowingly the object of Gourry Gabriev’s desires. That was possibly Lina in a nutshell. Said genius sorcerous was currently brushing her firy locks into place. She put her headband on and then her earrings. She started to pull on her gloves and sighed. She had had such a lovely dream last night. Gourry was holding her in his lap, and then pulled her closer and gave her a kiss. She smiled at the memory.
A voice snapped her out of her reviere. “LINA-SAN!” Amelia shouted. “If you do not hurry up, Gourry-san will eat all of your food!”
Lina pinned up her cape, slipped on the enhancing jewels Xellos had given her a long time ago, flipped her hair over her shoulder and sped out of the door.
Upon getting to the restaurant of the inn, Lina bumped into Gourry. She looked up into his blue eyes and his gorgeous face. Words failed her at that moment. Gourry placed his hands on her shoulders. Lina held her breath. Is he going to kiss me, here, in front of everyone!thought Lina. Gourry leaned in closer to her face… he was a hair’s breadth away.
“Race you to the food Lina!” he let go of her and ran to the all-you-can-eat-buffet.
Lina stood stock still, her temper fuming. She was so close to snapping…
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Amelia looked to her left. “Zelgadis-san!” She cried. “Good morning.”
He growled without realizing it, and Amelia bcked up a little. “Is something wrong?”
“I didn’t get to sleep.”
“Poor Zelgadis-san.”
Zelgadis pointed in the direction of Lina. “So do you think she’ll kill him after or before breakfast?”
Amelia looked thoughful for a second. “Hmm, it looks like Lina-san will kill Gourry-san now.”
At that same moment, Lina shouted, “GAAV FLARE!” in the general direction of Gourry and walked out.
Author’s Note:well I hope you liked it! Review! Tell me what you think. No flames. Cuz flamers are stupid. If you dindt like it, tell me in an inteligent way why you didn’t like it. Well. Next chapter should be out soon ^^
Rebecca.

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