What's in a Book (Revised)

Author: ElfFromSpace Title: What's in a Book (Revised)

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WHAT’S IN A BOOK

I took the bulk of this story from an online chat- posted by Elf-from-space, Crystal Dawn, and BattleJoy Walton (With some reluctantly accepted credit by Irony.)

I just went through the process of the “editing and sorting” through the large amounts of IM chat text.

The original, unabridged, version was almost twenty pages long. I was able to trim it down to about fifteen pages after removing the “conversations” that transpired during the “story”, and by trimming off a few lines which I felt “hindered” the story. I also found certain point in which the authors had posted multiple versions of the same line (example: like more then one answer to a question). The versions that I picked only reflect my views as to which were the best ones.

The main bulk of the “sex scene” comes from the lines that Elf and the others wrote (I just had re-type or paraphrase them)… so I will tell you that I did not write most of the extremely funny thing that you are about to read.

Though, I did write all the other scenes leading upthe the point just as they began “acting out” the book. I wrote all the narration for the “sex scene” and a few extra lines to make it flow together better.

I also had to create a suitable ending (or rather “climax” if you’ll excuse the joke) for the story. Oh well… on with the lemon!

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WHAT’S IN A BOOK

(A Hentai Innocent Maidens/Bojack Production… all Right Reserved)

The small Fox man walked throughout the isles of the old bookstore. It was going to be Filia’s birthday in a few days and he wanted to get her something nice, that she would definitely enjoy. He ultimately decided on getting her a book to read.

It wasn’t until he got to the book store that he had really considered the fact that he had now idea what a woman like Filia would like to read, or even what any woman might like to read- let alone a Female Golden Dragon!

The only kind of book that he would read had pictures in them and came from a special shelf inhe bhe back of the book store… but that wasn’t the point!

What was he going to do? He had come all this way and had no idea what to get her. He quickly began looking around frantically, trying to think of something.

It was then that he saw the woman sitting there, at the counter, idly reading a novel as she hummed quietly.

Jillas’ single scarlet eye widened and he snapped his fingers and ran over to her. Why hadn’t he thought of this in the first place!

***

The middle-aged woman looked up from her book to see a strange little man looking up at her. He appeared to be a humanoid of some kind… but he was covered with red fur, and head a pair of pointy black ears and a bushy tail… in other words- A FOX!

“Can I help you, my little fox?” She asked, giving the Beast Man an-all-too friendly smile.

Jillas gulped, but managed to collect his thoughts. “I want to buy a book for a friend…” He began. “…A girl.” He added nervously.

“Well, my dear.” She began. “I’ll need to know more then that.” She added.

“Umm…” He fumbled, trying to think of what else to say.

“What is she like?” The woman offered.

“Oh, that’s easy!” Jillas exclaimed. “The Boss is a real tough dame, she runs the pottery shop all by herself and makes all of the things we sell.” He added. “And she’s a smart one too!” He added.Thp>The woman tht fot for a moment. “All right then,” She began. “What kind of things does she like to do?” She then asked.

Jillas thought for a moment, placing his hand under his furry chin. “Well, actually…” He began. “She doesn’t really do all that much.” He admitted. “When she’s not working, she’s either looking after little Val-chan or…” He paused for a moment. “And acting kind of lonely.” He finished.

The woman leaned back and narrowed her eyes. She was starting to get an idea of what kind of woman he was talking about. She decided that she needed to ask the little Fox man.

“Does she have a man in her life?” The Lady asked.

Jillas thought about this for a moment. There really wasn’t anyone that she was attracted to, or dating… so the answer could be “no”. But, then again, that Xellos guy always dropped in and pestered her. Filia would get angry and try to hit him with Mace-Sama after she got tired of him, and he’d usually get out without a scratch on. But then again, there were times when it almost looked like they were actually being nice to each other, and Val-chan seemed to like Xellos a lot, too.

“No.” Jillas, finally answered, deciding to play it safe.

The woman smiled and leaned back. “I think I have just the thing for her.” She replied as she reached under the counter and pulled out a book that was titled “Flames of Passion”.

She set the book down and Jillas picked it up to look at it. He then noticed that it was held shut with a small ribbon. “What’s this for?” He asked her.

The woman thought about it for a moment, and then a smile spread across her face. “It’s to keep the book from opening up and getting the pages dirty.” She replied with a strange smile.

“And you’re sure the Boss will like it?” Jillas asked the woman.

The lady smiled broadly. “Oh, I have a feeling that she’ll love it.” She answered.

She then noticed a man walking up towards them, carrying a few book- which were all wrapped up, with the titles written on the outside of them. “As a matter of fact,” She began. “Milgazea, here, just finished reading it.” She remarked, pointing over to the golden-haired man standing there, looking blankly at them.

Milgazea looked around nervously, realizing that he’d been caught. He then looked down at the items that he was holding- three “special sealed” books.

“OH!” He exclaimed dramatically. “What are the chances of meeting you- Jillas- in THIS bookstore?!” He exclaimed, trying to play off the situation. He then looked down at the books he was holding. “And… AND how did THESE get in MY hands?!” He exclaimed as she ran to put them back. “Must be some kind of mistake, I was just in to ask for directions… bye!” He exclaimed as he took off.

Large sweat beads formed at the sides of Jillas and the woman’s head…

“I’ll take it!” Jillas exclaimed

***

Filia looked down at the book that Jillas presented to her.

Jillas felt real nervous as held it before her, in his gloved hand. Sweat was forming under his bright red fur.

“It’s for me?” She asked sweetly.

“It sis is Boss, happy birthday!” He exclaimed happily as he handed her the book.

“Oh thank you, Jillas!” Filia replied as she hugger him. “I’m sure I’ll love it reading it.” She added as she let go of him.

The Golden Dragon watched as the Beast Man happily “danced” out of the shop, proud of himself for png ong out such a good gift

She then looked down at the book. “…‘Flames of Passion’…” She murmured. “I wonder what it’s about…” She thought to herself as she walked back to her room to set it down on the night stand, beside her bead.

She emerged from her room to finish working on the last of the pieces of pottery for the day.

***

The next day- a Sunday- had turned out to be a pretty slow day for the Pottery/ Mace Shop. So, by noon, Filia decided to close the shop early and sent Jillas and Gravos out to go pick up some porcelain and clay- and a few other things- for the shop. She also had insisted that, after they returned, that the two of them take the rest of the day off and go have some fun.

Filia spent most of the day cleaning up around the shop and then in the second floor, where the rooms were.

Val had been playing all day, so he was tired by the late afternoon and Filia put him to bed a little early.

But she soon realized that she had the whole place to herself for the next four or five hours and she had nothing to do!

She though for a moment, and then quickly recalled the new book that Jillas had given her for her birthday.

After making some tea, she took the kettle and a cup up to her room with her, and sat down on her bed and picked up the book from the nighand.and.

She undid the ribbon, wondering why it was there in the first place, and examined the book. The outside was black, with “Flames of Passion” written in red on the cover. It certainly was an odd-looking book, Filia thought as she opened.

She read a few pages and decided, from the way the two main characters acted, that it was a romance novel.

A dozen pages or so later, she found herself rapidly drawn in by the book’s detailed descriptions of the various thing that were being described in it about the two lovers in the book.

A few hours- and half a novel a kettle of tea- later, she was halfway through the book. Blushing more and more as the scenes got better and better.

The two people in the book were certainly having the time of their lives. And Filia was now suddenly finding herself longing for a big strong man of her own to sweep her off her feet and do all the things in the book to her!Bef>Before she knew it, the Trickster Priest had practically overtaken her- standing before her, just centimeters away from her face, causing her to drop her mace.

Xellos pushed Filia up against the wall and pressed his body against her, kissing her roughly as he did so.

The Dragon struggled for a moment, but quickly melted into his embrace. Xellos leaned back and looked at her for a moment, before she slapped him and pulled his lips down on hers and began kissing him hard, on the lips again.

After he leaned his head back, Filia spoke in a breathless voice. “…page 14?” She asked weekly.

A sweat bead ran down the side of Xellos’ head. “…actually, yes.” He replied.

The two of them remained like that for a moment, and then Xellos opened his eyes to look into Filia’s.

Xellos set the flushed girl onto the bed and climbed in with her.

“What are you doing? Stop that.” but Filia’s protests lacked conviction, since the truth was, she was very curious about what was going on in that book, and kind of wanted to find out what it was like, even if she did have to do it with a disgusting mazoku. Maybe just a little.. she certainly wouldn’t let him go too far because that wouldn’t be proper.

He reached down and picked up the book and found the page that he was looking for. “And now for just the right mood.” Xellos commented.

Before Filia could blink, she was wearing a couple of layers of frilly petticoats underneath it. Xellos was dressn a n a half-way laced up silk shirt, brown pantaloons, and a pair of riding boots. The faint sound of wind could be heard.

Xellos waited for a moment. He then picked up the book. “…Okay, the first thing I do is to ‘run my hands callused, manly hands across your silky thighs’…” He read from the book, without opening his eyes.

Filia blinked. “You do what?” She asked.

Xellos handed her the book. “Look, it says right here.” He informed her as he pointed a spot on one of the pages. “Oh yes, and you’re supposed to ‘moan in pleasure’… I think it says.” He then added. He crossed his arms. “But how are you supposed to feel anything through all those petticoats?” He asked in confusion. “Maybe I have to go under them.” he thought as he tried to see through all the layers of under-dressing. She grabbed the book and looked through it briefly.

“That doesn’t sothatthat great.” Filia complained, as she lay there- her hair now hanging freely down her back. “You’re hands aren’t even callused.” She then added.

Xellos frowned. “I guess I could go get another pair from my collection.” He offered.

Filia’s face turned green. “Just keep your regular ones!” She exclaimed.

Xellos took the book back from her and began reading again. “Do you have a ‘womanly flower’ down there, somewhere under those petticoats?” He asked her. “Because it says I’m supposed to… ‘Manipulate it with my fingers’…” He read. “You have a mace, but I don’t think that qualifies.” He added, offhandedly.

“You’ll experience my mace firsthand if you don’t get on with it!” She threatened. Though it seemed kind of silly, considering that she was laying there on her back, with Xellos on top of her.

The Mazoku priest looked down at her, spotting her tail as it twitched uneasily- the pink bow still on it. “Well you do have this.” He remarked. “Do you want me to do something to it?” He asked.

“Maybe you could try and do the things to it.” Filia suggested. She then watched as Xellos pushed up her petticoats and took hold of her tail and gripped the end of it. He looked on in surprise as she yelped and pulled it back out of his hands. “That hurt, you could have bruised it!” she complained.

But Xellos merely went on reading. “I also can’t seem to find your “virgin door” either.” he announced. “I wonder what I am supposed to do when I find it...” he pondered.

Filia thought for a moment and then spoke up. “It says you’re supposed to insert your ‘engorged manhood’ into it.” She replied.

“But isn’t ‘manhood’ intangible… something that you can’t interact with?” Xellos asked, confused by the phrasing of the book. He then sat back down on his haunches and crossed his arms. “This is the worst ‘instruction manual’ I’ve ever seen.” He complained.

“It’s not supposed to be an instruction manual.” Filia snapped. “You read it for pleasure.

“Damn if I’ve gotten any pleasure out it!” Xellos complained, pouting. He then snatched the book from her. “And this… ‘the maiden gazed on with interest at the wonderment that sprang audaciously from his loins’…” He read.

The two of them sat there, starring at his crotch, waiting for something to happen.

“I don’t understand!” Xellos exclaimed. “We did everything just the way the book described it.” He continued.

“I think you’re supposed to lay on top of me while we’re both naked.” Filia recommended.

The two of them sat there, waiting for the other to start undressing.

“Well?!” Xellos finally demanded after a long- and ridiculous- period.

“I’m not getting undress in front of you!” Filia shot back. “You get undressed first!” She then added.

“Okay, but which form do you want me to use?” Xellos asked.

“Your current form.” Filia replied. “You’re not very attractive as a Cone.” She added, frankly.

“You’re not much better looking in your scaly dragon form either.” Xellos shot back.

“A Dragon is much sexier than a damn Geometrical Shape!” Filia replied, proudly.

Eventually, the two of them agreed to get undressed at the samme. me. Xellos kicked off his boots and quickly slipped out of his shirt and pants. Filia, on the other hand, had to be helped out of the complicated petticoats she was wearing…

Xellos got back on top of her. “This doesn’t seem to be working, either.” he remarked after a while.

Filia looked at him. “I think you’re missing… something…” she remarked as she looked him over.

“Oh sorry about that!” Xellos replied, embarrassed about forgetting something as important as that. After a moment, he looked back up at her and smiled again. “After relocating some of my core-mass, I think that that ought to do it. It’s not like I really needed that spleen for anything anyway.” he remarked, proudly.

“Wow!” Filia thought, but then tried to be more logical. “I don’t think that will fit in me.” She complained.

After a moment of correction, Xellos spoke up. “There, is that better?” He asked in frustration. “The next topic on the agenda, if my memory serves me correctly, is finding your ‘Virgin Door’!” Xellos announced as he kneeled down in front of her and began scrutinizing her. He looked down at the junction between her legs for a moment. “Well this does resemble a door.” He remarked as he inserted a finger and touched what he assumed to be “hinges”.

“Don’t do that!” Filia exclaimed.

“I know that the right spot has to be here, somewhere.” Xellos muttered as he looked her over. Filia decided to just let him look around… for the moment.

“You’re taking too long!” She complained.

Xellos looked up at her, his eyes open. “Well, isn’t the Dragon the impatient one!” He replied, a wicked smile spreading across his lips. “Maybe I’ll just try…finished.” He replied. He then lowered his head back down.

Filia waited for a moment as he got to work, until he found a certain spot that not even she was aware of… He eyes grew wide for a moment and then fell shut as she opened her mouth and cried out. Xellos was smiling from his vantage point. Filia then let out a pleasured shriek as she squirmed from his touch.

“Why didn’t you tell me about that spot before?” Xellos complained.

“Because the elders always said that boys aren’t supposed to touch girls there.” She replied, shyly.

“That sounds interesting.” Xellos replied with a smile ad knelt down.

Filia squeaked and blushed darkly. “That kind of tickled.” She admitted.

“If this is your ‘virgin flower- which I suspect it is- then it should be glistening with sweat.” He commented. “…Not so much sweaty…” He began. “…but rather sticky… not bad though.” He finished.

He then inserted a finger into her, causing her to flinch violently. “Sorry.” He apologized and then put his finger into his mouth to warm it up and then put it back in and began rubbing her softly.

Filia cried out in pleasure and began bucking her hips, trying to push further into his touch. She threw up her legs as he inserted another finger into her moist opening, accidentally kicking him in the head while in the throws of passion.

“If you’re going to do that, then I’m done with you!” He complained, rubbing his head.

“This is no good, I was just starting to enjoy myself too, that was the only decent thing you’ve done to me since this whole mess started.” Filia announced to her impromptu Mazoku lover>

“And we never found my manhood, either.” Xellos pouted.

“And what did it mean by your shaft?” Filia asked as she sat back up. “I thought that that was something used for mining…” she added.

“Or for turning a propeller.” Xellos added.

“What does it look like?” Filia asked him.

He shook his head. “I don’t know, manly, I suppose.” He replied.

“Could you at least act more like a man then?” Filia asked. “Men don’t usually float several inches above the bed.” She added

Xellos floated back down. “Aomenomen don’t usual have tail with pink ribbons either.” He retorted with a grin He then picked up the book while Filia began searching him. “It also seems that we skipped a few chapters as well… apparently, I’m supposed to kiss you passionately and quench my thirst on your breasts…” He explained as he read the book with his eyes closed.

“This is so humiliating…” Filia mumbled as her tail swished back and forth, board.

Xellos suddenly dropped the book when Filia touched him in a certain spot.

“Is this it?” Is this supposed to be it” She asked as she held onto his manhood.

Xellos moaned. “By Shabby! I forgot about that reaction!” He exclaimed as he felt his body respond to her touch. “Do it again.” He instructed her in a giddy tone of voice.

Filia looked at it skeptically. “I don’t see what’s so special about it… it’s not even that attractive.” She observed. “What am I supposed to do with it?” She then asked.

“Well the book says to ‘take it into your mouth and send me spiraling into ecstasy.” Xellos answered.

“What?!” The Golden Dragon exclaimed. “I’m not going to put that thing in my mouth!” She shot back. “It probably tastes bad, too!” She added, looking away.

“Well, you’ll never know until you try it.” Xellos replied.

“Cant we just go back to stroking my ‘flower’?” Filia pleaded, embarrassed that she was now actually asking him to do this to her.

“No.” He replied calmly. “We’ve already skipped too much of the book- it’s important that we do this part.” He reasoned.

Filia shrugged and rolled her eyes. “Fine, then!” She spat. She then got up onto her knees and took his “manhood” into her mouth.

Xellos lay there, on his back, looking down at the gorgeous women with a mixture of lust and anticipation. He then listened as the woman tried to say something to him, but the words were completely indecipherable. “Now, now, Filia, you shouldn’t talk with your mouth full.” He replied, in a mock-scornful tone of voice.

Filia released him. “I said… what am I supposed to do with it now?” She blurted out to him.

“You’re supposed to lick it and massage it with your hands- the book says so.” Xellos answered.

“Where?” she asked as she grabbed the book from. She wao buo busy looking at the pages to notices the nervous expression on his face as she read. “Wait… it does mention ‘massaging’ in it…” she mumbled. The Mazoku was surprised by this and tried to utter some sort of reply, but just made a surprised “EEP” when she looked back up at him sternly. “It mentions that you’re supposed to ‘MASSAGE my glorious mounds’!” She corrected him, furious at being mislead.

“I’m not getting anything out of stroking and massaging you!” Xellos complained.

“No way.” She replied sternly, crossing her arms. “If anyone is going to be massaged, it will be me.” She told him in a matter-of-factly tone of voice.

Xellos let out a long sigh. “Very well then…” Xellos finally replied, conceding defeat for the moment. “I’ll massage your mounds right now and you can take care of me later.” He replied.

He then climbed over towards her and placed his hands on her shoulders- laying her down on her back, against the pillows on the bed. He lowered his head down and placed his face between her breastreatreathing down between her cleavage. He then moved over and ran his rough tongue across her right nipple and then took it into his mouth and sucked on his gently.

Filia cried out in ecstasy, but Xellos managed to keep reading as he pleasured the Dragon.

“Here it is!” He exclaimed in excitement. He then read a passage to Filia- who was less then please that he had stopped. “It says it here… ‘he undid his pajamas as she was quickly discovering the difference between men and women with fascination’…” He read on through the pages.

“Fascination? I think you’re the only one who’s fascinated with it.” Filia retorted.

Xellos rubbed his temples. “Fine then, how about this?” He began. “I’ll send you spiraling towards ecstasy is you’ll do the same for my manhood.” He offered.

Filia thought about it for a moment and then reluctantly made her decision. “Alright.” Was her simple reply. She then took the book from him. “It says that we are to unite in a ‘heavenly union of passion’ or something like that.” She instructed him. “Though I don’t know how it can be heavenly with you, seeing as how you’re an unholy monster.” She added, emotionlessly. “And how the hell do we do this, by joining hands?!” Filia asked, to no one in particular.

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